Client Feedback on the Creation of the Earth

I’m Comic Sans, Asshole

In Which I Fix My Girlfriend’s Grandparents’ WiFi and Am Hailed as a Conquering Hero

Project Sunroof

How To Write Good Sex Scenes

On The Bro’d

The Quiet Breakdown Your Science Teacher was Having During Every Bill Nye The Science Guy Video He Played Instead of Teaching

Dermatologists Hate Me For This One Weird Trick

Vaudeville Tries to Save Itself Like Print Journalism is Trying to Save Itself

Pre-Internet Companies Rebranded as Modern-Day Start-Ups

McSweeney’s Book Of Politics And Musicals

You Are the Only Human Being Left On Earth Not In Graduate School: A Post-Apocalyptic Nightmare

We’re The Uber Of Organ Transplants

I Am The One Who Clicks Banner Ads

A Response By An Aspiring Screenwriter Whose Screenplay Was Turned Down Because It Was Exactly Like Robocop

Your Renegade Ways Have No Place In Geek Squad

In Xanadu Did Kubla Khan A Stately PowerPoint Decree

SEO Workshop For Bears

Welcome To Our Acapella Group!

Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor

Great Literature Retitled To Boost Website Traffic

Director’s Program Notes For A Dramatic Reimagining of Guys and Dolls

The Only Thing That Can Stop This Asteroid Is Your Liberal Arts Degree

Washington Crossing The Delaware To Play Laser Tag

A Message Of Apology From The Commander Of Undersea Envirodome 25-B

Wine List

4chan Declares War On Snow

Saved By The Bell Jar

Plato’s Man Cave

If This Fusion Restaurant’s Website Could Talk

New Yorker Cartoons Reenact Memorable Moments from The Wicker Man

Totalitarian Dictators– They’re Just Like Us