I make things that people
like to share on the Internet.
I've written some of the Internet's most popular humor articles. I've made viral, snarky bots, enraging AI models, Emmy-nominated games, and extraordinarily-stupid books. I spent the better part of a decade developing and branding products at Google. These are a few of the things I've written/made/coded.
Green Day's landmark album re-released on 15 obscure formats.
An interactive McSweeney's article, built to verfiy you're an aging millennial.
Fall Out Boy's new album. Filled with the band's real tears.
Let a sophisticated AI judge your awful music taste.
#1 trending topic on Twitter
CNN
Newsweek
People
The Verge
New York Post
Mashable
Fast Company
Engadget
Own an Olive Garden on the blockchain.
A heroic ballad about fixing your girlfriend's grandparents' WiFi. Voiced by H. Jon Benjamin.
Writing, strategy, and branding for some of Google's biggest, strangest, and most sensitive new products.
A game where you try to stop mass shootings using only thoughts and prayers. It's pretty hard.
The world's most hated font lashes back.
A few notes on God's latest deliverable.
The New York Times' first Op-Ed game, all about the pain of waiting in line to vote. Nominated for an Emmy.
Every sentence of Kerouac's 'On The Road', translated into bro-speak.
Fly through the galaxy and hear how far radio broadcasts have traveled.
A party-loving bot that texted you dumb stuff to buy on Saturdays at 2am. Acquired by Super Deluxe.
About
I'm a writer, creative director, and sometimes-coder who does a whole bunch of stuff: funny stuff, serious stuff, videos, stunts, branding, strategy, games, bots, and more.
Founder and member of BRAIN, a very serious art studio.
Currently in Minneapolis.